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Author Topic: Black holes and bacon sandwiches

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Black holes and bacon sandwiches
on: January 8, 2016, 19:34

In a galaxy far far away, God is busy with his Angels creating a new black hole. His Angels are in awe of His majesty. All the matter of a giant star obeying his omnipotent will. The protons, neutrons and electrons cry out as they are crammed into a point of infinite density. All praise to the power of the Almighty for he is infallible, all knowing and wise beyond comprehension.

Suddenly the Angels see that He is sorely aggrieved.

'What is it O Lord?' They ask.

'I'll have to go lads, someone on Earth is eating a bacon sandwich and to add insult to injury, he's coveting his neighbours ox whilst he's munching away. That's just going too far.'

The Angels recoil at such brazen sins and cry out, 'Punish him O Lord, let him burn in Hell forevermore.'

'OK I will' God replies, 'I might as well supervise some genital mutilation while I'm there.'

That's a true story folks.

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Re: Black holes and bacon sandwiches
on: January 9, 2016, 09:30

Lol! Well, it's as true as any religious story!

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Re: Black holes and bacon sandwiches
on: May 31, 2016, 15:41

I did know a Muslim fella that was convinced eating bacon sarnies was how people caught gay 😀

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