by Steven Carrigan
Two grey squirrels were arguing over a nut, each claiming divine right to eat it.
A red squirrel came along, claiming to be divine.
Each of the grey squirrels believed in a red squirrel god, just different shades of red/orange.
But they both agreed that this must be the red squirrel god, having different colour perception.
So they agreed that the red squirrel should adjudicate their dispute.
The red squirrel took the nut.He broke it in half, ate the contents and handed each grey squirrel one half of the shell.
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