A woman and her lover are having a bout in the bedroom when the woman hears a car door slam. Rushing over the window, she sees her husband getting out of the car and turns to her lover and says “Quick, hide in the cupboard!”. The man obliges and waits there tentatively.
A few minutes later the door to the cupboard opens and a small boy looks at the man. “Want to buy a teddy bear?” says the child.
“No!” says the man.
“If you don’t buy my teddy bear I’ll tell my dad you’re here!” Says the child.
The man begrudgingly gives the child £10 and the child retreats.
5 minutes later, the child reappears with another teddy and the man pays another £10.
Finally the husband goes back to work and the woman lets her lover out of the cupboard. Going to her son’s room she sees him counting out his ‘ill gotten’ gains. Finding out what her son has done she chides him and sends him to the priest for confession.
On entering the confessional the boy says “Forgive me father for I have sinned”
To which the priest replies “Thank god, I thought you had come to sell me another teddy bear”.